{"product_id":"the-dog-has-been-fed-poster-print","title":"The Dog Has Been Fed Poster Print","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"color: #f82b2b;\"\u003eThe Dog Has Been Fed Poster Print: Funny Cross-Stitch Pet Wall Art\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eDog Has Been Fed Poster Print\u003c\/strong\u003e is an 11\" x 17\" collectible wall art print reproduced on professional heavyweight luster photo paper, featuring a faux cross-stitch needlepoint illustration of an innocent golden puppy, engineered for kitchens, feeding stations, and dog lovers' living spaces. Don't let this cutie fool you—they will eat you out of house and home given the chance! Subverting grandmotherly embroidery with raw honesty, this faux cross-stitch sampler delivers an urgent household alert: the dog has eaten, so do not fall for their b--lshit. Designed to dismantle canine guilt trips beside empty bowls, it warns family members before second breakfast occurs, shutting down meal extortion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted to order with archival pigment inks on professional luster paper, each image yields vibrant contrast and lifelike fabric-weave texture without reflective glare. Available as a print only or framed presentation, every piece ships securely in reinforced packaging for pristine gallery-ready arrival.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"color: #f82b2b;\"\u003eDog Lover Poster Print Specifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 11\" x 17\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSubstrate:\u003c\/strong\u003e Professional heavyweight luster photo paper\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFinish:\u003c\/strong\u003e Low-glare satin luster finish with sharp pigment reproduction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDisplay Options:\u003c\/strong\u003e Print Only or Framed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFramed Construction:\u003c\/strong\u003e Lightweight black frame with rigid backing and pre-installed sawtooth hanging hardware\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eArtwork Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e Vintage needlepoint sampler aesthetic with faux linen texture, geometric borders, a golden puppy, and bold stacked text\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOrientation:\u003c\/strong\u003e Vertical (Portrait)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eApplication:\u003c\/strong\u003e Kitchens, dog feeding areas, laundry rooms, mudrooms, hallways, entryways\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"The Original Underground","offers":[{"title":"Print Only","offer_id":67731142443199,"sku":"THEDOGHASBEENFEDPRINT-B1","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Framed Print","offer_id":67731142475967,"sku":"THEDOGHASBEENFEDPRINT-B1","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0793\/3768\/5183\/files\/The-Dog-Has-Been-Fed_Print_11x17_Mock.jpg?v=1792699896","url":"https:\/\/shop.youshop.company\/products\/the-dog-has-been-fed-poster-print","provider":"YouShop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}